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British Humour

by Benjamin Reininghaus (9c) and David Clode (GB)

 

What is brown and sticky?

-A STICK-

 

What sort of roads do vegetables go down?

-A DUALCABBAGE WAY!-

 

KNOCK! KNOCK!

Who is there?

-SOMEBODY WHO CAN’T REACH THE DOORBELL!-

 

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!-

 

Why is 6 afraid of  7?

-BECAUSE 789!-

 

Why did the no armed cross the road?

-TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP!-