by Benjamin Reininghaus (9c) and David Clode (GB)
What is brown and sticky?
What sort of roads do vegetables go down?
-A DUALCABBAGE WAY!-
Who is there?
-SOMEBODY WHO CAN’T REACH THE DOORBELL!-
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
-PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!-
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why did the no armed cross the road?
-TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP!-